Tom Delay: Vietnam Hero
Vanquisher of Termites on the Home Front!

Representative Tom DeLay has challenged the patriotism of those daring to question President Bush's handling of the war effort -- including Vietnam Veteran General Wesley Clark. He recently assailed General Wesley Clark specifically as a "Blow-dried Napoleon." (transcript)

Now, some have attacked DeLay right back, pointing out that it's better to be "blow-dried" than a "blow-hard." But we think Tom DeLay deserves our thanks.

You see, back during the Vietnam War, while Clark was winning medals in combat, Tom DeLay was busy stateside... helping protect Texas from termites (using chemical weapons, we assume).

Given that DeLay is such a (self-proclaimed) expert on patriotism, we can only assume that the war on termites ("WOT") was more important. So send him a message. Tell him... thanks. 

For every 10 signatures, we will send Tom DeLay a can of Raid -- complete with a "thanks Tom" note from DraftWesleyClark.com.