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I Want You to Convince General Clark to Run for President. Four Star Dining Courtesy of DraftWesleyClark.com.

While President Bush nets upwards of $3 million in a single dinner filled with his coterie of fabulously wealthy Pioneers and Rangers, anyone can directly influence the Draft Wesley Clark movement with a bid on this "fundraising dinner for the rest of us." That's right, dinner for four -- and the chance to make history in the process.

Go to eBay, and bid now on this dinner -- and help turn this draft into a real campaign. Bidding is open now, and will last until Thursday evening. (Virtual dinners not your cup of tea? Then please consider a traditional donation)

Your meal starts with four stylish Draft Wesley Clark mugs to enjoy your favorite frothy beverage. Fine bone china has nothing on these mugs, which will whet your palate in anticipation of … four hearty Meals Ready to Eat (MRE). These high-protein meals will have you ready to defend the ideals of your country, just as Four Star General Wesley Clark did when he ended the Serbian ethnic cleansing campaign in Kosovo. And to cap off your dinner you will receive four Clark bars, the signature dessert of the Draft Wesley Clark movement.

Eschew the banal eight course meals with their intermezzos and aperitifs of the traditional Washington political circuit. Instead, your Draft Wesley Clark meal has been crafted to the exacting specifications of history’s greatest fighting force, the United States Army.

Stand at attention as you salivate over these alluring scents prepared by the Army’s finest cooks. Imagine sinking your teeth into the same ham and lima beans that the Supreme Commander of the North Atlantic Treaty Organization ate while leading a multilateral force to victory in Kosovo. Not only will your successful bid give you the chance to experience an authentic military meal it will also help convince retired General Wesley Clark to run for President of the United States.

It’s not just dinner, it’s patriotism. Stop salivating. Start Bidding!